TeenDramaWhore

90210

• Ty looks just like Tyson Ritter from The All-American Rejects.  This is a very good thing!
• Ryan should’ve gotten a haircut while he was gone.
• Q1: “I think my Dead Poets Society days are over.”–Ryan
• Ryan blew off Kelly but shouldn’t have been the other way around?  HE slept with HER friend!
• Who really dreams of playing Cleopatra?
• Why on earth would Ethan audition for the spring play?  Makes no sense.  Kind of like Annie.
• Q2: “I’d send you to my chamber.”–Annie
• Q3: “I hope I don’t smile during the suicide monologue or kill myself during the toothpaste commercial.”–Adrianna
• Wow.  There are even Dr. Pepper plugs in the school cafeteria.  WE GET THE MESSAGE!
• Did Ryan purposefully leave the Kelly history out of the reason why he kicked Silver out of class?
• Q4: “You’re not the like the other teachers.”  “Maybe that was the problem.”–Silver and Ryan
• Ryan seems quite pissed to be back at West Bev.  So why did he bother coming back at all?
• Why is Kelly, the guidance counselor, the go-to person for help?  Doesn’t the school have a nurse or a psychologist?
• Weird that Naomi is so pro-abortion when just last week she said she’d help Adrianna no matter what she decided.
• Weird that they’re having this intense conversation in public!
• I really like when Dixon gets emotional and profound.  It’s a really great side to him.
• Another instance of copying the original show: Naomi, the spoiled princess, has to move out of her house.  Just like Kelly did in season 3!
• No more Tracy = yay!
• Eating, playing with your cell AND driving is never a good thing.  And yet we all do it.
• Did Adrianna drive all night?  And now is she skipping school?
• Q5: “I supposed it would kill you to wear one of the other 44 pairs I bought you.”–Naomi’s dad
• Q6: “If I sleep on wet hair it’s a crap-fest in the morning.”–Naomi
• Q7: “I like the way you wear your jeans one size too small.”–Ethan
• Q8: “I just didn’t figure you’d end up with a jock.”–Ty
• Q11: “You know what?  West Beverly High doesn’t revolve around Kelly Taylor’s love life.”–Ryan BURN!
• Q12: “If anyone should be pissed here, it’s me.  Brenda!  Really?!”–Kelly
• Q13: “Maybe you don’t know me.”  “Maybe I don’t want to.”  Ryan and Kelly DOUBLE BURN!
• I guess it’s good Ryan is fulfilling his commitment to the school?
• Q 14: “This is not how we do it in New York, honey.”–the new drama treacher
• Missing audition–>apologizing–>auditioning anyway–>getting the lead = so cliche!
• Artichoke fiend?  That’s a new one.
• Shockaroo?  That’s another new one.
• Nice that Debbie is pro-being with Dixon’s girlfriend.  Not all parents are when the kids are still in high school.
• Q15: “It just feels like there’s something big under the rug.  Someone’s gonna trip!”–Dixon
• Why do people always get recommendations from their hairdressers?
• If Naomi wouldn’t get an abortion herself, why was she pushing Adrianna to do it?
• Did not see it coming that Adrianna wouldn’t be able to have an abortion.  Don’t think I’ve seen that before.  Good twist!
• Q16: “You haven’t earned the right to parent me!”–Naomi
• Q17: “I don’t need a father anymore.  But thanks!”–Naomi
• Wow, she reserved a hotel room.  Guess she’ll start living Dylan McKay-style…
• Q18: “Thank you for making me wanna stay up all night getting carpal tunnel.”–Silver
• Q19: “You might want to cut down on the colloquialisms.  Kick ass, bad-ass.  Anything with an ass.”–Ryan
• Q20: “Please no crying.  At least until I’m out of hearing range.”–the new drama teacher
• Q21: “Platinum speculum all the way!”–Naomi (That is just wrong on so many levels!)
• So did Adrianna really sleep with Ty that night she was trying to make Annie jealous? Or was it some other time?
• Wow, Annie’s ego can’t handle a small role.  To be fair, I couldn’t in high school either…
• Q22: “I don’t really know what Egyptian food entails.  Cous cous.  I’m guessing cous cous!”–Ethan
• Q23: “You know you’re my leading lady.”–Ethan
• Idiot!  When your sad girlfriend stays home, you stay with her!
• Did Ryan not learn his lesson?  You should not be flirting with the new drama teacher!
• Q24: “I know you’re not a mind-reader.”  “You’re on to me!”–Dixon and Silver
• I love Silver’s storminess!  Apparently Dixon does not…
• Q25: “We’re breaking up.  It’s over.”–Dixon
• No Navid in this episode.  Guess he’s still thinking!
• What does home court advantage have to do with scoring a role in a play?!
• Q26: “Why is life so full of challenges?”  “‘Cause it’s life.”–Annie and Harry
• Wow, that car crash came out of nowhere!  See Ethan, you should’ve stayed with Annie!
• That promo gave me chills!  Can’t believe we have to wait two weeks!
• In the meantime, be sure to check back this week for my photos of the 90210 filming locations!